Shi sells sushi by the sea shore

DANIEL PURCELL

Japanese businessman Shi Takenizo has moved his Japanese restaurant franchise to beaches across Australia claiming that the whale meat that washes up on our shorelines is just being wasted.

“My father always said to me: ‘Give a white man a fish, and he will be hungry again in half an hour. Give a white man a rotting whale carcass and he will never need to eat fish again.’ Or was that ‘never want to eat fish again?’”

Shi claimed he would not only use whale carcasses but would employ his staff to hunt massive great white sharks recently seen off the eastern coast.

"The 5 metre shark, or as it is known to my people, "Godzilla", will also be featuring on the menu."

According to recent Japanese studies, whales beach themselves because after inhaling too much seaweed they get an incredible urge to forage on land for Doritos®.

Animal rights protestors intend to sue Shi for all his Sushi.