Online comedy website neglected; not updated in weeks

PATRICK WILLIAMS

A popular online satirical news service that seemingly had the world in the palm of its hands has gone yet another week without any new articles or updates.

The hilarious website was once described by Time magazine as ‘an … laughable … website that will … be seen again in the future, as it has … merit as a comedy website whatsoever’.

The website’s co authors Julian Sieber and Patrick Williams seemed dissuaded by the suggestions that there was little hope in future for decent and well written articles to be published.

“Yeah kinda’ CBF hey. To be honest we thought we’d get more money and drugs from it than we actually did. ”

“We were also pretty upset that an interview we were promised with Ohio based soul/R&B group, The O’Jays, fell through. Especially since we paid their agent $200 in cash for the opportunity. Yeah, there is no pun in this paragraph referencing one of their songs. We’re just really upset we lost $200 in cash.”

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