Hitler: Evil Dictator Or Brilliant Film Writer?

JULIAN SIEBER

 

The final months of Adolf Hitler’s life may have been spent in complete insanity according to an historic report released yesterday.

 

Hitler was only 56 when he committed suicide on April 30, 1945 and his death has now been linked to the increasing number of powerful psychotic episodes historians believe became a part of everyday life.

 

“It is quite likely that Hitler didn’t start WWII because he was evil – but because of the strong headaches he began to have in his early thirties,” said WWII Historian Gregg Clarke.

 

“We managed to recover most of the journal from Commander Jochen who worked very closely with Hitler. There were frequent reports of Hitler actually believing that he was a fictional character named ‘Darth Vader’.”

 

Private Jochen wrote: “May 21, 1927. I am starting to feel very uncomfortable around Adolf. He now believes he is some sort of dark, space ninja who can ‘do the force’.”

 

Jochen explained that Hitler’s squadron of Stormtroopers was just a personal joke that got out of hand and eventually led to WWII.

 

“Hitler’s psychotic episodes of about 20 years resemble very closely George Lucas’ franchise Star Wars™, which was created over 30 years after Hitler’s death,” said Mr Clarke.

 

Phillip Stevenson is leading The Film Copyright Association of America in an investigation on the issue.

 

“We, the FCAA, have studied the contents of Jochen’s journal, and have found that these films are practically a dramatisation of Hitler’s ideas,” said Mr Stevenson.

 

“I mean look at the Star Wars™ films – have you ever seen Mr Hitler’s name in the credits? I didn’t think so. Quite frankly, it’s blatant forgery.”